My god if any program highlights what a total **** Laurence Llewellyn bowen is, surely this is it, the guys a poor designer, who can barely draw, and he’s banging on as if he protecting the holy grail for us via his super self righteous nimby-ism, his viewpoint’s struck me as so childish and ill thought out and so mentally uncoordinated as to be almost farcical. Oh well … amusing he wasn’t intending on being, but he is so farcical. Banging about his move to the country as if he discovered something, what ? you did what any ordinary media cunt, who has allot money would do, retire to a lovely house in the country to give your children a better life, well whoopee for you cunt, you’ve learn’t that money works well to insulate you from the vagueries of life.

You didn’t discover anything except that money can provide a better life for you, compared to 95% of the population, and its the poor cunt’s in telly viewer land who have to listen to you drivel on about it. Well admitadly I chose to watch, but really the tv license payers tax, should at least be wasted on drivel that has more depth to it, than this shallow self congratulatory fiesta, after all its probably that license payers fee that has mainly paid for your little idyll. And housewives in essex who wish to dabble in interior design for a while, who go out and blow money on books, with your floppy haired gormless listless face, stairing self promoting stylee from the front of them.

At the end of the episode he try’s to draw a verbal conclusion of what he’s learnt through the program, only to contradict himself about three times over, wasting the point of having opened his mouth in the first place, he starts banging on with a montage about how its the people which are the idyll and then ending by saying its this and making a glance to a scene he’s drawing badly. His point comes across as limp and ill conceived. He’s living proof of how it is more important to be a floppy louche douche talking rubbish with some kind of silly recognisable characture appearance, than it is to be in any way intelligent or salient, if you wish to make it in the media