Southern Rail cheap tickets marketing ploy.

Exactly what were the quantity of £3.00-£7.50 southern network discount tickets ? as when i checked for availability for may/june/july there appear to be no such tickets available, it is noted your little * indicates there is a limited availability, I Would therefore like to Know the quanity of these tickets that were available ? and what that quantity represents percentage wise in comparison to full price tickets over that period. Its one thing to lure people in with cheap headline ticket prices for them then only to be presented with singles at £21.00 is a partial con. And something that know doubt needs to be assessed by a watchdog/ombudsman as to whether it is just a dubious marketing ploy. ie how many tickets do you have to offer at the lower price in order to legally run the promotion ? without it being misleading.

If I was prime minister I would re-nationalise you in an instant, privatisation was not an improvement for the customer. finding profits for shareholders always make something less effecient. When i calculate in a fuel effecient car, the cost of petrol to the same destination, trains do not work out any cheaper at all, and when the car sharing equation comes in, cars are much more economic, the current pricing systems of the railways is ridiculous, how a system that is a form of mass transit cannot be more price effective than private individual transport I do not understand ? There must be a hell of allot of wasted money in my opinion, mainly taxpayers in order to eek some profit for private investors. visiting the south coast to visit relatives has become an exhorbitant endeavour, which must be considered in advance and budgeted for with great pains, having been a rail traveller for the last 35 years, who possesses a driving licence i have seen it get worse and become an expense to rival that of driving a car to the same destination, privatisation and not ‘the mcalpine road building, beeching criminal alliance of the 70’s”, may yet be the death of the railways. perhaps a penny a mile electric car such as the G wiz is the solution to all this.

Seagate FreeAgent Drives Manager Software sleep trouble

Hmm never buy one these Seagate Freeagent classic desk drives. Like this , felt like some sort of excorcism getting this drive to behave.

Seagate freeagent desk drive

why you may ask ? they seem large and cheap ? well its not that the seagate drives inside them are bad drives in anyway ……… seagate make very good internal hard drives, no … read on mcduff :

Problems under MacOs X :

On the Mac you cannot adjust the sleep timer on the drive, therefore it will attempt to sleep every 15 mins, this means a long delay if you click on it to open up the drive, a number of seconds staring at the rainbow wheel, Now this scenario on the mac gets allot worse if you disconnect the drive, as it appears to have no earam to save drive sleep settings ? So if you disconnect the usb, it magically resets to a default sleep setting of like 30/60 seconds, and you cannot then seem to raise the sleep setting back up again, As the drive manager on the mac lacks this functionality ? This means that the drive access for every file needed goes from being in the milliseconds to 3 seconds, if your accessing the drive every 30 secs etc, this can get really irritating.

THE ONLY CRAPPY SOLUTION >

Now the only way to get the sleep settings back to a sensible level like an hour of in-activity before sleeping for instance, and i mean the only way … is to install a “32bit” version of windows under a PC virtual machine software running in macosx like Parralells or VMware fusion, free alternatives that can share usb drives will probably also work. I hasten to add it has to be a “32 bit” version of windows as well, more on that later, and then use the pc version of the Seagate drive manager to set the sleep settings for the drive, and then never disconnect the drive at any point always leave it connected to the machine, otherwise the sleep setting will slip back to very quick sleep setting and you will have to redo this process again.

BTW I wouldn’t personally bother to install the mac version of the seagate software its a load of bloatware flaff, and you still wont be able to set the sleep timer on the drive, and for more funtime will also install a mystery something called “notification exec” which crashes and quits at least once a restart after about an hour, took me about 3 months to realise this came from the seagate software install, as it is not properly labelled as to who created it, so when it crashes you cant easily identify how it got installed or how to remove it or even where it is stored (macos x find function showing its weaknesses again and again).

Why the download is 115mb and hardly any of it appearing nutritious for your computer seems strange, strikes me as the kind of software they’ve had assembled/outsourced in an indian programming warehouse and what theyve got back is mainly pointless bloatware. It also isntalls some kexts and the like when in reality the drive seems to operate fine from a normal functioning point of view without this install ? Also why doesnt the installer comprehensively clarify what the hell all the stuff it is installing actually does in simple terms? ie “this thing does this”. So i can make my own judgement call as to whether i need this software or not.

Most software manufacturers take the piss nowadays with standard installs, presuming what you will and wont need, Microsoft take the most piss with changing your search engine and home page too. And also while were at it where the hell is the ‘I wish it was mandatory under software law’ uninstaller ? so when i realise the software does little except diminish the power of that new cpu I invested in, I can kick it to the curb like it really deserves.

Problems with the drive running it on a PC :

The drive manager will only work on a 32 bit operating system, and will not run under compatibility mode on any 64bit operating system ! So if your running a 64bit operating system, tough i guess according to Seagate ? until their 98mb download of rubbish software and backup application stuff available here that is available for download in relation to this item, gets updated to fix this issue.

General issues

Why did seagate go to the expense of having backup software made for their drives, when there is plenty of software available in that arena, and then fail in reality to create a functional lightweight drive manager software for their drives on all platforms when that only they can produce ? which runs on 32bit and 64bit and can adjust the setup of the drive etc. Also theyve obviously spent too much money on the casings appearance and annoying long led lights and stuff but not given us control over the drive itself, auto power on with the machine and auto power off etc.

This product is indicative of products today to many idiotic overpaid marketing people getting their oar in and distorting the necessary functional parameters of a product for the headline vain features of capacity looks price etc.

No doubt the drive manager software will never be updated or the customers experience sorted, what they will do, concurrrent with all electronic box shifters today is probably fix the problem in the next generation of drives, and seagate will hold out month by month for the disquieted owners of this product to slowly through apathy and lack of rage, and limited understanding as to what the reason for the fault might be, drift away from the possibility of ever getting any resolution to these issues, and soon seagate if they haven’t already will class this product as “discontinued” ie transalte that to mean : “something we once made and very quickly dissassociated ourselves with and now wish to have no responsibility for, so we dont have to write any new software for it, because its a pain and we outsource that stuff and budgets dont allow etc, but we will self off the old stock while we still class it as discontinued”, as they are right at this moment in fact.

Or they update at a point in the product cycle, when almost all users are so irritated to already have palmed it off to another on ebay so as to escape the issues associated with it. After all if the software that comes with a product is only functional a year and a half after its release youve wasted so many peoples time already.

I mean why not just release functioning software first time, if you’ll eventually make it function properly it means you have the skill to do it first time, software updates have in general enabled software developers to launch a half functional product, by the additonal use of a weak promise to fix the problems in the future as they go along, this soon gets forgotten, We need a return to the N64 ROM style of coding, where everything is seriously debugged because the consequences financially of recalling a million carts that are wrong is to scary for the software company to consider : result : they code it write the first time round and for its release.

But software is not all bad news , no not all, theres so much wonderfull software out there, for instance theres well coded software like …… Word Counter for mac os X, which tells me, that seagate not writing decent software for their desktop drives has caused me to write 1506 words, which would have no need to even exist otherwise, and to lose several hours of my life writing this, and researching the myriad of other likewise afflicted owners and their thoughts, solutions and stress in relation to this product also. This is the true picture of this supposed idyll of modern ‘lifestyle computing’, that its all basically a self perpetuating noise, perhaps i digress too philiosophically … but anyway.

Now perhaps they may begin to realise how when you mutltiply it up over all the purchasers, how the shortterm thinking and bad decision making and time saving on the software front, from their end, was only really made possible by stealing that time multiplied by a million from the end user, by wasting so much of their time, in emotion thought stress digressive web searching, and by creating so much unnecessary noise in the minds of so many other people in general, it makes you realise how a just a little more time at the software writing end, by getting their drive manager software for theyre ‘freeagent desk external hard drive range’ to function right in the first place would haved saved so much of everyones elses time in the long run.

This drive is not as bad as the sonicare toothbrush.

Technology’s Cheap Deceptions

Dear Canon

Your products have proven to be acceptable in comparison to most other brands, and though a little pricier than others, you are often going beyond the minimum standard, whereas allot of brands will just get up to the minimum standard that will enable them to make a sale, and often purchaser’s of their gear, will begin to realise their statements about product quality were more clever marketing, than an actuality, and often gear like this which isnt trying very hard will end up on ebay within 2 years or broken and junked within 3 years, leading to a depression in the consumers mind in terms of spending, as it often seems spending on gear in itself is a pointless act as your pretty sure your going to get swindled. This is sometimes due to the fact that often when brands adhere to a standard they fudge or fake reaching it.

examples of this, which no manufacturer should find themselve prone to, might be :

• unformatted capacity being listed as capacity (everyones at it, the EU should legislate against it)
• interpolated resolution being listed as resolution (lots of cheaper brands at this interpolated should become an illegal marketing term)
• number of colours reproducable being fudged ( Apple laptop Lcd’s comes to mind)
• dpi not referring to registerable points of colour rather a point that is used to create a patch of colour. (all printer manufacturers)
• product build quality so low the product dies within two years.(almost all manufacturers guilty of this)
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Snow Leopard

It looks like Apple may have read my mind, the upcoming release of Mac os X called “Snow Leopard” seems to be all about speed improvements.

Nice snow leopard no bitey!

And hopefully this will also be the release in which all of the numerous tiny little niggles and bugs will finally be resolved and ironed out, so the operating system feels smoother and slicker.

And heres a gratuitous picture for the sake of it, of a snow leopard just because theyre scrummy.

Heres a thought, Perhaps Also … Apple could donate £10.00 of the 10.6 operating system upgrade purchase price we would all pay, toward a foundation that preserves the habitat of the snow leopard ?

The web and price comparison

why oh why do people list cheap prices and never include postage on that so you have to investigate delivery costs ? All web business’s have to deliver their product, as such all web prices should include a delivery price as standard and default in the prices.

I think im gonna come up with in an icon that means inc vat inc delivery in the uk.

Lifestyle and stock imagery

Dont you hate lifestyle and stock imagery with a vengeance ? I know I do, Overuse…in fact any use of it, makes me want to vomit, but people just cant help themselves can they, all those imperfection free skins and white toothy smiles inside neat sweaters, filemakers website uses way too much of them, and the voiceover video guy jeesh just makes you want to leap out of your seat and throttle the company, homer v bart style, preferably with some noticeable off floor levitated choking.

filemaker website :

Though apple themselves have been the ultimate sinners … ? … wait a minute … filemaker is apple now ! Oh darn that explains it. I think apple took that benetton version of the world and really ran with it, except perhaps they polished it even shinier still, to be honest i cant stand image visualisations of the customer which were supposed to self identify with:

find yourself in this lot :
its a benneton style marketing life for me

Im a fake mountain bike shop owner

Royal car runs off excess Wine ?

check this story on CNN :

Its exactly what you comically expect from rich people. He can afford to run his car of a green fuel generated from excess wine production, and inform his staff they need to lower their carbon footprint so his accounts look like hes doing good as a green ambassador. Its all well and good to make your conscious feel good by running your car on green fuels when your that rich, what does he think hes setting an example we can all follow ? lol money makes all possible, if your truly poor pensioner you buy battery eggs, not because you dont understand the issues, but because its all that can be afforded. Wierd thing also in that article i didnt realise that the EU was setting a limit to UK wine production ? meaning there is waste after that limit ? Why do they attempt to control the amount produced ? im sure the french gets some huge allocation in comparison ? didnt realise Eu was controlling this but hey I they seem legislate on such banal stuff.

Mythology Building

We seem to love it don’t we ? … fame, theres no shortage of people wishing to fulfill the need of being culturally significant icons, none of them smart enough to see the error of it. And on we and the media go, helping them build their self myths larger. The 60’s generation of egotist’s must be the supreme masters of it though, the ones born from the hippy-esque rebellion, who really pompously felt they had right on their side, until “peace and love” went pear shape in the reflection of the human nature and condition, they manage to keep theyre game rolling though dont they, experts at it, when most theyre age are dribbling in some home somewhere. Well theres money in it for them and that 60’s lot, boy did they do well. Man they own the world now and they are “the man”, but theyre not so keen on having it stuck to them, like they tried to stick it to “the man” back in the day. As such theyve stitched this world up, theyve almost scuppered dissent and rebellion forever, telling us the real version of it is illegal, and by sanitising and commercialisng their version of rebellion for the price of a ticket, packaging it and putting it on shelves and selling tshirts that advertise it.

You know as we all do ? the legend that is “Keith Richards” ? right ? … hmm, on They go pimping theyre brands in our faces, we the culturally insignificant cunts, just sucking it up ?

Keith Richards latest gig ?
KEith Richards Advertises Louis Vuitton

Advertising bags by Louis Vuitton, well at least it makes me laugh, watching him maintain his money pile with such projects that leave him with the karma dignity of a cold naked granny being beared down upon by motorway traffic at night… Continue reading

Library fines Again grr

Everytime I seem to remember to take my library books my internal month remembering mechanism is a week out, this time I have 4 old poetry books and the fine at my locally library before i got them renewed is now £4.72. this seems to be a monthly cost for me and i can no longer afford to use my public library at this rate.

I’m thinking about starting a campaign to limit and standardise library fines :
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