new terms and conditions : re friends relatives

Please understand the following things to be true about me :

1: I really do despise photos of myself, im not just saying this to be cranky, photos of myself generally make me extremely angry, I have a very low tolerance for them.
2: If you have taken a photo of me this does not give you permision for you to upload for the world to see ? when I allow my friends to take a photo of me it is for there own personal consumption who was invited to the event, not for anyone on their friends list to gawp at.
3: I do not like to see cakes with candles on, in relation to any event related to me nor photos of me having a relationship with said candled cake.
4: I do not consider any Birthday or Christmas card a valid use of paper, compared to the beauty of the tree destroyed to create it, we waste enough of the worlds natural resources as it is so please stop sending me cards on these occassions, If I send any it will be out of some reciprocal social guilt complicity game, of which i myself do not understand the reasoning behind, as such i give you permission to back of from it and i likewise will do the same for you if you desire it.(ie no cards please)
5: I will never like wearing silly hats outfits or badges whether under the duress of social pressure or not in any situation.
6:If you respect these rules and don’t ignore your friends wishes, you will be a greater friend to me personally. if not I may get even more more cranky.

One thought on “new terms and conditions : re friends relatives

  1. You know there are professionals you can talk to about this . Personnaly i would say that you attach far to much importance to your outward shell .I also beleive that ,au contraire, you are quite photogenic and display an inner beauty ,searing intelligence and an ebbulient and effervecent joie de vivre in most photos i have seen of you . You have no right to deprive the rest of the world of these oeuvres .
    Ehhmm does anyone read this ??

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