Cysts of Craparia > Mysts of Pandaria

Anonymous overpaid blizztard corporate 40 year old marketing schmucks in a meeting ………

Guys Ideas please…

how we going to expand the game to addict younger people as well, & at the same make an expansion into the asian market ? as we need to make more money for the shareholders

Is there anyway we can prostitute this game out to make more money ?

Idea…

cross breed the game with, “Kung Fu Panda” cartoon franchise, throw in chinese cultural elements for the asian markets, put pokemons in it for the kids.

this is what our research indicates will yield the largest possible market in china by making a culturally chinese expansion…

Next year the expansion will be 6 year old girl focussed, and will be called “stallions of the rainbow isle” (My little Pony the MMO anyone ?)

or perhaps the faerie fidgets of fantasy Pieland ?

Vanilla WOW please come back, conditional macros please come back discord action bars please come back, something true to some sane kind of evolvement of D&D please come back, BLizztards warcraft IP was always an aborted fetus, Cow warriors was enough of a stretch, and ents that manimal transform into bears and puma’s ? we ignored the flaws in the quality of the MMO, falsely projecting some kind of RPG integrity, where in fact there was none.

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